31 Days of Fright: Lake Mungo

Lake Mungo also serves as the scariest Where's Waldo? game ever. Find the ghost!

Lake Mungo also serves as the scariest Where’s Waldo? game ever. Find the ghost!

This January, in support of the Toronto Rape Crisis Centre / Multicultural Women Against Rape, friends and family have raised over $1,000, which means I have to watch and write about thirty-one horror movies. I’ll watch (on average) one movie a night, many of them requested by donors, after which I’ll write some things about said movies on this website. Be forewarned that all such write-ups will contain spoilers! Today, we plunge (get it?) into Lake Mungo, directed by indie filmmaker Joel Anderson, who has no other features to his name. Lake Mungo was requested by donor, playwright, and self-described Lake Mungo evangelist, David Demchuk, who I only really knew through Twitter. But David expressed an interest in being part of the Lake Mungo screening, so I invited him, a relative stranger, into my apartment this past evening to watch the movie with me. (Sounds like the premise of a horror movie itself!) I’m happy to report, however, no one wound up dead, David Demchuk was a delightful houseguest (who has a horror book out in 2017!), and his insights have been credited below. Once again, I rented Lake Mungo from my friends at one of the last bastions of video rental in Toronto, Queen Video.

What happens:

The low-key Australian horror film Lake Mungo was first recommended to me by David Demchuk, who’s something of a horror aficionado, but it was also suggested by at least two other donors. Clearly, I thought, there is something to this Lake Mungo movie that has all these horror fans delighted. Demchuk prefaced the screening only by saying he lamented how many horror movies were marketed; that the wrong kind of marketing could really kill (ha!) a movie like Lake Mungo. The other information we should all be aware of before starting is that both Lake Mungo – a dry lake in New South Wales – and the city the Palmers live in are real locations.

The opening credits of Lake Mungo appear over Ken-Burns-style camera pans of old Victorian photographs in which ghosts (or something unexplained) have also been captured. The final shot in the credit sequence is of a white, middle-class Australian family: a dad, mom, and their teenaged son. A title card informs viewers that the documentary we’re about to view concerns tragic events that happened in 2005 in the Victorian town of Ararat. The film proceeds as a documentary, cutting between first-person interviews with characters in the story, home videos, newscasts, and still photos. (As a result, I apologize if and when I mix up my verb tenses below.) In fact, the similarity to a real documentary – right down to the actors’ masterful responses and pauses and the filler scenes of landscapes and night skies – is so effective, you might be inclined to think Lake Mungo really is one.

The documentary opens with a garbled emergency call: June Palmer (Rosie Traynor) requests help, as her sixteen-year-old daughter, Alice (Talia Zucker) has gone missing. The family – June, Russell (David Pledger), and their two teenaged kids – were at the Ararat dam for a swim, when Mathew (Martin Sharpe), Alice’s brother, turned around, and saw his sister was gone. None of the family noticed her slip under the water or run away. But it seems pretty clear that Alice didn’t leave. (She left her towel behind; she would have needed that to dry off, right?) Family friend Georgie Ritter (Tania Lentini) – who looks a bit like Krysten Ritter – recalls the first night Alice went missing, when the Palmers’ friends and family gathered around. June notes how wrong it felt for her mother, Iris (Judith Roberts), to be there, but not Alice: like an inversion. The documentary also introduces Jason Whittle (Marcus Costello), Alice’s boyfriend, and his sister Kim (Chloe Armstrong).

The corpse retrievers are all about night visibility.

The corpse retrievers are all about night visibility.

On Christmas Eve, police divers find Alice’s body and deliver the grim news to the family. June stays in the car while Russell identifies the body on his own, though he later admits that was a mistake. That June not seeing Alice’s bloated, drowned body (which we see, as well) may prevent his wife form having any closure. (Alice’s corpse looks almost exactly like one of those nightmarish illustrations by Stephen Gammell in the popular Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark anthologies for kids.) Driving back from the dam, the Palmers’ car’s gear malfunctions, and they have to drive back to Ararat in reverse. An autopsy is done on Christmas day and no foul play seems involved. June laments death as “the meanest, dumbest machine there is … and it never stops.” Alice is confirmed dead, and friend Georgie Ritter notes that “as tough as things were, it’s hard to imagine things would get worse.”

Soon, noises are heard in the Palmer house throughout the night. June starts to have nightmares of Alice, dripping wet, standing at the foot of the bed. Terrified of sleep, June goes on long walks at night, eventually escalating to entering strangers’ homes, just to escape her own life and inhabit someone else’s for a short while. Russell throws himself back into his work, his workmate Frederick (James Lawson) notes. But he’s not totally unshaken by Alice’s death: Russell also sees visions of Ally. In one memorable monologue, he talks about seeing Ally in her bedroom, going about her business until she saw him. When the ghost turned to him, it stared, then came at him, shouting, “Get out!” Mathew, who is interested in cameras and film, experiences strange, inexplicable bruises all over his body.

Mathew’s interest in photography uncovers something strange. He’s been taking a photo of the backyard from the same angle every three months. In the photo he takes on April 28, 2006, he can see a grainy image of a figure at the fence: it’s his sister Alice! (The hair on my arms stood on end at this point; it’s still doing so now, just writing about it.) Another photographer, Bob Smeet, while at the dam with his girlfriend, sees a blurry image of a girl in the background of his photograph, too. Is it also Alice? Was Alice still alive?

Look too closely at this photo and you'll spook yourself.

Look too closely at this photo and you’ll spook yourself.

Russell Palmer had seen his daughter’s body, so he knew she was dead, but June becomes convinced her husband misidentified the body. She’s so certain that Russell begins to doubt his own memory. The family requests Alice’s body to be exhumed, which is done. DNA tests are completed. Sadly, the DNA test confirms the body is that of Alice Palmer. “I really wanted somebody else’s kid to be in that dam,” Russell confesses in a flash of ugly, naked grief. Mathew sets up video cameras in the house at night, a la Paranormal Activity, and captures footage of a figure moving through a doorway. This is when June seeks out the help of radio psychic Ray Kemeny (Steve Jodrell).

Kemeny, who looks kind of like an Australian Rutger Hauer, is a Hungarian-born psychic who changed his name from “Schultz.” He talks about growing up in places where families cover mirrors with sheets when someone dies, and the effect that had on his connection to the dead. (By this measure, all Jewish people have psychic powers, I guess.) Kemeny tapes his consultation sessions, so we see June, under hypnosis, mentally travelling through her house and into Alice’s room, where she sees daughter weeping in a chair at the end of the bed. Kemeny then suggests a séance to the family, and though Russell takes some convincing, they agree.

The séance seems unsuccessful: nothing happens and they call it quits after an hour. But Mathew taped the attempt, and when they review the footage the next day, an image of Alice can be seen in the sliding glass door of the kitchen. (Cue goosebumps.) Ray Kemeny helps Mathew set up more cameras, and rumours spread around Ararat about Kemeny and his effect on the Palmers: some see him as a Rasputin type, preying on the grief of a poor family. But when the new footage is reviewed, Alice can be partially seen seated in the corner of a dark bedroom, or reflected in a hallway mirror. (No joke, some canvasser knocked on my door at this moment in the film – at 9 p.m. (!) – and I was sure it was a ghost come calling.)

Door canvasser dispatched, I returned to David and the movie. We’re next introduced to Cathy and Doug Withers, a couple picnicking near the dam on the same day Bob Smeet took his infamous photo of (allegedly) Alice Palmer. They hear about this supernatural photograph and decide to look through their camcorder recording made at the same day, in the same spot. They find Bob Smeet in the background of one of their shots, and something else – not Alice, but Mathew Palmer wearing Alice’s sweatshirt. When the Palmers realize it was their son, not their dead daughter, caught on tape that day at the dam, they ask if he was involved with any of the other “photographic evidence” of Alice. He admits he faked all of them, using his camera skills. The documentary producer asks Mathew if he thinks his hoax made things worse for his mother, June, and Mathew is forced to admit it did, though it wasn’t his intention. June, for her part, isn’t sure if Mathew knows why he faked the photographs.

Once news of the hoax gets out, the Palmer family becomes the subject of some media scorn. As Russell puts it, things went a bit “pear-shaped.” Family friends note that June and Alice were very much alike, in that they were extremely private people. But because they were both so private, they never got along. June’s mom, Iris, in a passive-aggressive mom move, posits the June was so private, she could never fully give herself to her daughter. (Twist the knife more, Mom!) At this point, bizarrely, Mathew and Ray Kemeny go on a road trip together (?), doing psychic consultations across Victoria. Mathew notes that, like Kemeny’s clients, he also just wanted to get in touch with someone he’d lost. While they’re away for three days, they leave the video cameras on at the Palmer home to record. Even though they aren’t around to doctor the film (or digital video), the cameras still record blurry images of Alice Palmer. Alice’s ghost is, in fact, in the house. It wasn’t just a hoax!

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There are more empty rooms in Lake Mungo than in the average Ozu film.

June returns to the faked video that her son Mathew shot. When she studies one video (the first, of a figure walking through a door), she notes there’s another figure reflected in the mirror, a man crouched in Alice’s room. She immediately recognizes it as their neighbour, Brett Toohey (Scott Terrill). But why would Brett Toohey be in her house? June goes through Alice’s room – the area Brett was seen near, in particular – and discovers a video tape that upends her world. Alice used to babysit for Brett and his wife Marissa (Tamara Donnellan). The video shows Alice getting drunk, then having a threesome with the Tooheys. (Remember, Alice was sixteen at the time of her death.)

As family and friends have reminded us the entire film, Alice liked to keep her secrets. But the Tooheys used to throw pool parties for the kids in the neighbourhood; none of Alice’s classmates can fathom what happened on the tape. “I never thought she’d do something like that,” a friend says, placing the responsibility squarely on the dead teenager’s shoulders. Her boyfriend, Jason, is totally baffled. June assumes Alice took the video tape as some kind of insurance, and she imagines the Tooheys were driving themselves mad with the mystery of the tape’s location – especially after Alice died. As it is, the Tooheys leave town six months after Alice died and the police can find no trace of them.

June continues to sort through her daughter’s personal effects and finds a business card from psychic Ray Kemeny (eep!) from July 12, 2005. The Palmers, the documentary producer, and probably the audience is disappointed in Kemeny: if he had a consultation with Alice, why didn’t he tell her parents? His answer is a few unsatisfying mumbles about confidentiality. Kemeny shows the parents his tape of the session with Alice, in which she asks him to interpret her dreams. But the Palmers learn nothing except that they can’t trust Kemeny anymore. They also somewhat blame him for not seeing the warning signs of a girl mostly likely traumatized by her experience with the Tooheys. Alice’s dream diary, at least, radiates with the warning signs of a crippling depression.

"It's not that we're mad that you created a hoax about your sister being ghost. We're just disappointed."

“It’s not that we’re mad that you created a hoax about your sister being ghost. We’re just disappointed.”

June then finds several days in the calendar that are marked in big, block letters “LAKE MUNGO.” Lake Mungo is a dry lake bed that’s also the site of a school camp where Alice and some friends visited last August. June remembers Alice going to Lake Mungo over the summer, but only remembers she lost her phone on that trip. At this point, useless boyfriend Jason finally becomes handy and tells the Palmers about his cell phone footage from that weekend at Lake Mungo. A bunch of the kids have phone footage from that trip. On his sister Kim’s phone, the Palmers can see Alice, upset, seeming to bury something in the dirt while her friends revel in the foreground. Kim remarks she knew Alice was a little upset that night, but figured it wasn’t anything big.

The Palmers now have a mission: they drive to Lake Mungo – now nearly two years after the events in the phone footage – to find whatever it was their dead daughter buried. The family scouts out the general location, waits until dark, and starts digging. They find a plastic bag filled with Alice’s necklace, her phone, and her rings. Why was Alice shedding all her valuables at Lake Mungo? They start to review the videos on her phone. The film cuts back to Kemeny’s video, in which Alice says, “I feel like something bad is going to happen to me. Or has already happened.” The film progresses to the scariest sequence in the film.

In Alice’s phone video, the phone moves closer and closer to a white figure in the darkness. As we move closer to the grim spectre, Russell pauses the video on the swollen, beat-up face: it’s the face of Alice’s drowned body, the one he identified at the dam. Nightmare material: achieved! The video unpauses and the dead future Alice leaps at the camera. June is now certain that Alice was convinced she was going to die – that seeing this whatever at Lake Mungo was an omen for her. Russell isn’t convinced she knew she was going to die – ”Sure, she had morbid thoughts. Who doesn’t?” – but he is certain Alice saw and recorded evidence of a ghost. They all are.

When the Palmers return, they find their house calmer. They theorize that Alice just wanted them all to know who she was before she died. The three begin to feel like a family again, instead of a trio of walking dead. Lake Mungo served as some sort of closure. Russell notes that they didn’t help Alice or change anything, they just moved forward with their lives. Soon they reconcile with their friend, the psychic, and they move out of the house.

Finally, we view June’s final session with Ray Kemeny. Under hypnosis, she again enters Alice’s room. The documentary crosscuts this with Alice’s hypnosis session, and she, in her room, sees her mom enter through the doorway. She can see June, but June doesn’t see her. In June’s video, she can’t see anyone. It’s sadder than two Rodans dying. The film returns to the family photograph that it began with. The camera zooms into the window of the house behind them and we see Alice, pressed up against the window. The end credits roll, and “Devil’s-Haircut“-style, the camera noses in to the faked photos and videos to show Alice Palmer really was there the whole time.

I can't look at this image long enough to write a caption, I'm sad to say.

I can’t look at this image long enough to write a caption.

Takeaway points:

  • David Demchuk had a few very interesting thoughts on Lake Mungo. For one, he sees the movie as kind of a modern-day analogue of Henry James‘s Turn of the Screw, which is an apt comparison. But more interestingly, he said what he found scarier than any ghosts was the depiction of a family going crazy from grief. Lake Mungo is – moreso than other horror movies, which tend to be about grief in general – a horror movie about grief. June starts breaking into houses. Russell focuses on work. Mathew creates a hoax where his sister has become a ghost, though he’s not entirely sure why he’s done it. The family begins to totally unravel more and more, unsure why they are doing so, until they get closer to knowing the dead Alice. Lake Mungo is a chilling and saddening depiction of the strange things sudden grief can make people do. My favourite scene, the family driving backwards from the dam, can be read as visual parallel to the inversion of normal family life. I actually teared up a couple times while writing this reaction to the film. Granted, I haven’t slept much in the past few days, what with full-time work and this horror marathon, but there’s no denying there’s serious emotional power to Lake Mungo.
  • One doesn’t need to be a pop-culture expert to draw the parallels between Lake Mungo and Twin Peaks – particularly the twinning of central dead teenagers Laura and Alice Palmer. (They even have the same last name!) Similar to the central dead girl in David Lynch’s cult television series, Alice was one person in front of her family and friends, but kept hidden her sexual relationship with her much older neighbours. (Though I – and the law – would suggest both Palmers were never able to consent, given their age.) Both dead girls live on in some supernatural form. And – as David Demchuk reminded me in our post-movie chat – both serve as some of the realest representations of grief: consider the animalistic howl of Sarah Palmer (Grace Zabriskie) when she learns of Laura’s death.
  • Another insight from Mr. Demchuk: there are many ghost stories, but so few ghost stories about meeting your own ghost. And, for me, the real terror of Mungo Lake is not being driven mad by grief, but rather the dread of the possibility that time is not linear. Similar to (spoiler) Donnie Darko, Lake Mungo suggests that the future and present coexist. That there are different planes and there are moments when they might – as when Alice runs into her own hideous corpse in the dead of night – intersect. Even briefly. How do you continue living in a world in which that could happen?
  • Lake Mungo is interesting for many reasons – I think we’ve demonstrated that pretty thoroughly. But it’s also interesting because it’s a ghost movie that’s not about revenge or justice. In most ghost stories, the ghost wants its killer brought to get his comeuppance, or something. In Lake Mungo, it would seem that the dead Alice just wants to be known more fully. To reveal herself just a bit more to her parents. Which brings me to my next point …
  • Lake Mungo is all about restraint. And I’m not just talking about the tense, low-key performances. The end lesson (of sorts) is that Alice returned as a ghost to reveal something about herself to her family. Throughout the documentary, family and friends discuss how private both June and Alice are (or were). Likewise, there are almost no characters who don’t, at some point, say something like, “He seemed troubled, but it wasn’t my place to say anything,” or “I didn’t think anything of it.” Lake Mungo is a world where no one talks about themselves or shares their thoughts. Everyone is closed off from one another. Their feelings are like a dried lake bed. (Eh? Like it?) And if Lake Mungo asks viewers anything, it’s to not keep secrets and things we feel are shameful feelings to ourselves, as they’ll only cause torment. (How’s that for a tie-in to Bell Let’s Talk Day?)

Truly terrifying or truly terrible?: This movie haunted me more than any of the other horror films I’ve watched so far this January. Just writing about it gave me chills. The film exploits the spookiness of grainy images that may or may not include a hidden something supernatural. It’s like a movie full of Bigfoot videos. Or a spooky Where’s Waldo? Lake Mungo makes Paranormal Activity look like an episode of Goosebumps. And not even a very scary one. I will be forever spooked by that figure in the dark Alice finds at Lake Mungo. As it is, I’m irrationally worried about having an image of it on my computer desktop.

Horror film character or extreme sports show host?

Horror film character or extreme sports show host?

Best outfit: Straight-up Jason Whittle, ladies and gentleman. Tell me he isn’t a Billabong model and spokesperson.

Best line: “He was a pleasant sort of bloke … nothing ooky-spooky.” – Russell Palmer, describing his meeting with psychic Ray Kemeny

Best kill: Only one person dies in Lake Mungo – Alice Palmer – and it happens off-screen. The drowned body the police divers find is unpleasantly realistic, though.

Unexpected cameo: The actors in Lake Mungo were all chosen – I assume – because they hadn’t been in anything high-profile before, to maintain the air of documentary realism. That’s not to say the actors aren’t accomplished. Really, Lake Mungo features some of the better acting I’ve seen in a horror film.

Unexpected lesson(s) learned: Water is not a requirement for calling something a ‘lake’ in Australia. It would be called Grand Lake if it were located in Queensland instead of Arizona.

Most suitable band name derived from the movie: Schultz Kemeny

Next up: Spring (2014).

31 Days of Fright: Shivers

 

People are dying to get into the exclusive Starliner Towers.

This January, in support of the Toronto Rape Crisis Centre / Multicultural Women Against Rape, friends and family have raised over $1,000, which means I have to watch and write about thirty-one horror movies. I’ll watch (on average) one movie a night, many of them requested by donors, after which I’ll write some things about said movies on this website. Be forewarned that all such write-ups will contain spoilers! Today’s film is an off-putting one, given the nature of the fundraiser: Shivers, directed by the Canadian master of body horror, David Cronenberg (The Brood, Crash, Dead Ringers, The Fly). Shivers was requested by an anonymous donor. (Ooh, mysterious!) It’s also the first feature film by David Cronenberg, who has gone to become something on a national treasure, even winning the Special Jury Prize at Cannes and being made a Member of the Order of Ontario. But at its release, Shivers was so controversial, it was debated in Canadian parliament! I rented Shivers from my friends at Queen Video.

What happens:

As the opening credits to Shivers (also known as They Came from Within, The Parasite Murders, and the very sophisticated Frissons) roll, a sales slideshow about the new Starliner Towers, located just twelve minutes outside of Montreal progresses. The narrator extolls the virtues of this modern apartment complex: the luxury suites are located on an island, which is populated with stores and services intended solely for the Starliner residents. Kind of like The Village in The Prisoner. (Whoever did the photography for the sales pitch should be fired. Who fills a promotional slideshow with grim winter shots?)

A happy young couple, the Svibens, arrive at the Starliner Towers to meet with Mr. Merrick (Ronald Mlodzik), sales rep for the building. The woman asks the security guard if he’s ever had to use the gun he carries as her partner, looking like He-Man in a gingham shirt, smiles on. The security guard reassures her the building is very peaceful. However, the scene we immediately cut to suggests otherwise. In an apartment upstairs, an older, professorial man (who looks a lot like my childhood barber, Angelo) is seen barging in on a Catholic schoolgirl’s bedroom and wrestling her to the ground. As Merrick shows the Svibens different apartment plans, the professor pins the teenaged girl on the couch and chokes her to death. He then places tape over her mouth and lays her body on the dining room table, ripping open her blouse shortly thereafter.

The scene then cuts to two other apartment residents: Nick Tudor (Alan Kolman, who looks like Ross Gellar would have looked in the seventies) and Janine Tudor (Susan Petrie), seemingly locked in an oppressively grim marriage. Ross Nick uses an electric toothbrush in the bathroom, but chokes and starts to palpate his tummy. Back in the murder apartment, the professor – now shirtless and wearing a face mask – slices open the girl’s abdomen with a scalpel. He sprays an acid inside the open cut and before he can do anything else, he slowly cuts his own throat. All while downstairs, Nick and Janine are having an existentially dreadful breakfast. Example: when Janine asks if she can call him at the office, he replies, “What do you want to do that for?”

Nick heads off to work, but instead of taking the elevator down to the parking garage, he takes it up. See, instead of heading to the insurance firm where he works, Nick is heading for a little morning delight with his nineteen-year-old (ick) lover, up in Apartment 1511. However, when he calls for Annabelle (Cathy Graham), there’s no answer. He opens the door and finds his lover gutted on the table and immediately falls sick. Blissfully (well … not blissfully) unaware of all this is Janine, downstairs, who discusses with her friend Betts (Barbara Steele) a growth in Nick’s stomach and the best way she could trick him into seeing the building clinic’s doctor, Dr. Roger St. Luc (Paul Hampton). (Men! They’re like grown children sometimes, am I right?) Dr. St. Luc, coincidentally, is in Apartment 1511 with the police, now investigating the seeming murder-suicide that occurred there. The dead girl is identified as Annabelle Brown and the suicide is Emil Hobbes (Fred Doederlein), a professor at the university. (I was right about the “professorial” comment.) Dr. St. Luc studied under Hobbes when he was in school, but that’s not how St. Luc came across the murder scene. He hadn’t seen Hobbes in years when he received a call from him, out of the blue, that told him to meet him in Apt. 1511, as it was “time to further his education.”

 

This scene doesn’t make the promotional slideshow: the messy aftermath in Apt. 1511.

Just as this mystery is getting more mysterious, the room receives a telephone call: it’s Rollo Linksy (Joe Silver), a colleague of Hobbes from the university and former classmate (maybe?) of Dr. St. Luc. He wants to meet St. Luc for lunch and fill him in on what Hobbes was hoping to tell him. Over lunch in Linksy’s office, Rollo tells St. Luc that he and Hobbes were working on an alternative to organ transplant.The project was developing a parasite that would serve the same function as an organ – for instance, a parasite that could do the same job as a kidney and benefit both itself and its host. Annabelle Brown, the girl Hobbes apparently murdered, was a student that Hobbes was caught fondling when she was only twelve. (Apparently sexual assault in the academy was treated with just as much severity then as it is now.) Meanwhile, Nick Tudor, forced to go to work because his teenaged mistress had the audacity to die, can’t seem to focus on insurance appraisals. Instead, he stares into the void, blood oozing out of his mouth. After a couple minutes of this, he heads back home.

Janine and Dr. St. Luc discuss Nick’s strange tummy condition. The doctor knows of no cancers or stomach ailments that would cause growths to occur so fast. Nonetheless, he’ll make an evening call to check on Nick. (Late-night house calls from the apartment doctor: spared no expense at the Starliner Towers!) Upstairs, Nick pours himself a mid-afternoon drink, but chokes and spasms before he can finish it. He drags himself to the washroom where he retches blood all over the bathtub, towels, and carpeted toilet seat. (This is 1975, remember.) Feeling a bit better, he goes for some air on the balcony, and is soon overcome with nausea, puking over the balcony’s side, spraying an old woman’s clear umbrella with blood. The woman fears a bird flew into a window – someone call Margaret Atwood! – resulting in the bloody stain, but the audience sees something slither away in the grass.

In the apartment complex’s laundry room, a resident who looks not unlike Divine sets some of her clothes on spin cycle. Behind her, a slime trail runs from the vent along the wall. She opens another washer and massive flatworm leaps out, attacking her throat. Back at the medical clinic, Dr. St. Luc has an appointment with old rogue Brad, who is complaining about lumps in his abdomen. He attributes the lumps to a girl he slept with who had similar lumps in her tummy: a sexy young girl in 1511. (Annabelle!) Janine, in the interim, has returned to her apartment and finds an unconscious Nick slumped in front of the refrigerator. Strangely, she wipes his bloody mouth first, then helps him to the bed. Then she finds the bloody mess in their bathroom and begins to freak out. She has to take a couple Valium (or something similar) to calm her nerves.

Out in the apartment hallway, two kids prank their neighbours by screaming into apartment door mail slots (which is a pretty good prank, now that I think about it). Their Dennis-the-Menace-level fun is interrupted by a bloody worm that pops out of one mail slot. Nick, alone in the bedroom, begins to talk to the lumps in his belly like they’re his favourite dogs. The things inside wriggle and squirm until they’re frozen by the sound of his wife’s voice. Janine tries to care for the clearly ill Nick, but he’s not having any of it. “Can I feel those lumps on your tummy?” she asks. “Go away,” he sulks. “Leave me alone.” (Nick is such a Ross, you guys.)

Janine and her friend Betts have a heart-to-heart about why Janine's husband might be so terrible.

Janine and her friend Betts have a heart-to-heart about why Janine’s husband might be so terrible.

Betts, Janine’s kind-of-goth friend, sits in her nightgown, drinking in her apartment at 7 p.m. (no judgment), and decides to draw a bath. (I think we all know generally how this is going to end.) Down at the clinic, Nurse Forsythe (Lynn Lowry) delivers a number of patients’ files and papers written by Hobbes to Dr. St. Luc. She requests a kiss in return – clearly the two are in some probably-counter-Hippocratic relationship – and Dr. St. Luc, distracted by the weirdness in the apartment complex, reluctantly complies. While Nurse Forsythe undresses in front of him, St. Luc receives a call from Rollo Linsky, who has found out something very troubling from Hobbes’s private papers. Emil Hobbes was screwing everyone – the university, the funders, Linsky – over. He was never trying to find an alternative to organ transplant; instead, he felt people had become too intellectual. He was attempting to create a “combination of aphrodisiac and venereal disease that will turn the world into one mindless, beautiful orgy.” (Now do you administrators see why you should have dismissed the professor who was also a child molester?)

Annabelle was Hobbes’s guinea pig, but she went berserk and Hobbes had to kill her to kill the parasite he introduced to her body. St. Luc has worse news – Annabelle seems to have had sex with a few other men in the apartment building, as at least three or four men are experiencing similar symptoms. Linsky warns St. Luc that the parasite acts very fast, and advises him to be on the lookout for any “bizarre sexual practices,” whatever those might be. Linsky says he’ll drive to the Starliner Towers immediately to help them. Back to Betts, still lounging in the tub with a glass of wine: a flatworm crawls up from the drain into the tub and slowly begins to creep up between her legs. (I’m really sorry, readers, about what happens next.) Soon, Betts is flailing and screaming, knocking her wine glass to shatter against the floor, and blood fills the tub. When she emerges moments later, she walks over the broken glass as if she doesn’t feel a thing.

Nurse Forsythe, heading home after an eventful day at the clinic, invites Dr. St. Luc to dinner, but he has a lot of research on sex-worms to do. She tells him to drop by, no matter how late. She can even make him dinner. Speaking of dinner, room service arrives at the building (from the on-island restaurant), and the tuxedo-clad delivery man takes the elevator to an upper floor. Soon, the woman from the laundry opens her door and cries “I’m hungry for love!” before forcefully dragging him into her apartment. Nurse Forsythe, prepping a fairly elaborate meal for the doctor, is interrupted in her culinary efforts by an insistent knock at the door. When she opens it, it’s Mr. Sviben (who I guess never left after meeting with the sales rep), who bursts into the room and immediately attempts to rape the nurse. Forsythe stabs him with a meat fork – lucky Dr. St. Luc isn’t a vegetarian – and flees her apartment.

When St. Luc gets back to his apartment later, Nurse Forsythe (who has keys, I guess) leaps into his arms and tearfully describes the attack. The doctor instructs her to stay in his apartment while he investigates hers. When he arrives, he finds clothes strewn everywhere, the bloody meat fork, and some other bloody spray. He collects a few samples of sputum and is then startled by Forsythe, who couldn’t help herself and returned to her apartment. On another floor, an elderly couple walk home from a show, and a sex-worm climbs up the woman’s cane. It progresses – to her great dismay – up her arm, causing serious burns and lacerations. She topples over and her companion comes to her rescue, bashing the worm to bits with the cane.

Back in the Tudor apartment, Janine restlessly smokes, reads, and watches television in the living room while Nick talks to his worm buddies in his belly. The older couple attacked by the worm find Dr. St. Luc and ask him to treat the wife’s arm. St. Luc sends them with Nurse Forsythe back to their apartment and instructs her to lock the door and not let anyone in but him. St. Luc already suspects the worst has befallen the Starliner Towers. Other horrors occur: a mom and her tween child are attacked by the room service guy, now so worm-infected he eats a slice of pie in a manner that can only be described as pornographic. Janine eventually falls asleep but is awakened by Nick’s call. She goes to the bedroom, where he’s suddenly feeling fine – and quite randy. He requests some love-making in a manner just about as erotic as I made it sound there. When she hesitates, Nick becomes very insistent, wrestling her to the bed. Janine gasps in horror when she feels the worm in his stomach, but that doesn’t stop Nick. “Make love to me, Janine! You’re my wife!” Attempted marital rape is but one of the monstrous transgressions Cronenberg has in store for us viewers.

 

Just a wholesome night enjoying some cherry pie in the elevator with a friend.

Dr. St. Luc has gone into the apartment basement and starts digging through the building’s garbage until he finds the worm the older couple killed. He retrieves it with a crowbar and is suddenly jumped by the maintenance man (one of the only people of colour in the entire apartment). But the maintenance man didn’t count on the doctor having a crowbar. St. Luc brains the man with his weapon and leaves to find Nurse Forsythe. Back in the bedroom of horror, Janine breaks free from her husband, saying she wants to put in contacts before they make love. She goes to the bathroom, crushes the contacts in her hand, and returns to bed. She leans against him, but his earlier thirst is absent. Instead, he drools out blood and a worm crawls from his mouth onto the pillow. Janine, face wet with tears, walks down the hall to her friend Betts’s apartment.

The elevator with the room service guy, kid, and her mom reach the ground floor, and the trio promptly attacking the security guard. (In a really icky touch, the kid transfers the worm to the guard with a kiss.) In the basement, someone cuts the telephone line, so when Nurse Forsythe – deadbolted in an apartment with the nice old couple – calls for the police after hearing what sounds like raucous sex in the hallway, she hears no dial tone. Forsythe leaves the apartment (eep!) to find Dr. St. Luc. Instead, she first finds the bloodied corpse of the maintenance guy in the basement. St. Luc has returned to the ground floor to tell Merrick to call the police. He, meanwhile, calls the older couple to check on Forsythe, but she’s gone looking for him. (Classic farce!) Moments after St. Luc hangs up on the old couple, a sex-crazed gang of tenants force their way into their apartment.

Forsythe has made her way to the parking garage, where a man – possibly the detective from the film’s opening – is busy sexually assaulting a woman on the hood of his car. Our hero nurse gets into her car to drive away, but the automatic garage door won’t work – that line’s been cut, too! Forsythe opens the door to check on the garage door trigger and is attacked by the security guard. The guard is so sex-crazed and rabid that he doesn’t even notice when Dr. St. Luc removes the pistol from his belt and shoots him twice in the back. The rapist across the parking garage hears the gunshots and leaps into his own car. The doctor takes the wheel of Forsythe’s car and attempts to ram the garage door open. But just as he’s about to make impact, he’s T-boned by the other man in the garage. (Does any filmmaker love car crashes more than David Cronenberg?) The collision kills the man, but the doctor and nurse are still alive, and escape by pushing out the front windshield.

Merrick, who has still not called the police, fields a noise complaint from two other tenants, the Wolfes. Merrick says the noise resulted from a theft in their storage unit, and he needs them to look at the items recovered from the area in his office. When they arrive in the office, they walk straight into the middle of an intense five-person orgy. Merrick is one of the infected! Having trapped the Wolfes under false pretences, he locks them inside his office and the orgy participants seize upon them. Upstairs, Janine is being comforted by Betts, but Betts starts to take advantage of Janine’s distraught state. She commands Janine to make love to her, and Janine – upset at first – agrees to a kiss. That’s all the worm needs, and it slides down Janine’s throat.

 

Unseen alternate ending to Friends.

Rollo Linsky is apparently taking the long way to the Starliner Towers, because he’s only made it to the island now. At this point, Dr. St. Luc and Nurse Forsythe have hidden themselves in the boiler room. St. Luc says all they have to do is avoid people until the police arrive. (Too bad, then, that the police aren’t coming.) Linsky finally reaches the apartment building and heads to the Tudors’, which is where St. Luc said to meet him – but that was hours and several murders and sexual assaults ago. Linsky doesn’t find St. Luc, but finds Tudor, unconscious in his bed. Linsky pulls back the bed sheet to reveal a roiling mass of the worms on Nick’s bloody torso. One of the worms leaps onto Linsky’s face and he falls face-first into the pile of worms. (Come to Shivers for the revulsion, stay for the slapstick!) The worms burn his face, and he staggers to the kitchen, eyes blinded with blood. He grasps at pliers left out on the kitchen counter (?) and uses them to peel the worms from his face. Nick starts awake and sees Linsky struggling with the worms. “What are you doing?!” he shouts, and attempts to force the worms back into his own mouth. Unable to make much headway in this effort, he resorts to beating Linsky to death with the pair of pliers.

Locked in the boiler room, Nurse Forsythe tells the doctor about a dream she recently had, a dream about having sex with a revolting old man who told her that “everything is erotic, everything is sexual …. even dying is an act of eroticism.” At the conclusion of her monologue, she goes to kiss the doctor and a worm squirms in her mouth. St. Luc clocks Forsythe, knocking her out, and then ties a rag around her mouth. He drags her dazed body with her as he leaves the boiler room and tries to escape through a section of the building still under construction. It’s no use, though, the sex zombies find them and attack. St. Luc leaves his nurse to the rampaging hordes and returns to the Tudor apartment.

In the Tudors’, he finds Nick straddled over the body of his old friend Rollo Linsky, both of them drenched in blood. St. Luc opens fire immediately, killing Nicholas Tudor. St. Luc, with all the people he cares about either dead or infected, now looks to make his escape. Before he finds an egress, he (and the audience) is subjected to more scenes of degradation: two tween kids being walked like dogs, Salo-style; an old bearded man making out with his daughter. Things start to get a bit beyond the pale. Finally, he makes his way to the swimming pool, where the infected Janine and Betts are frolicking. St. Luc manages to open one of the panel windows that surround the Olympic-sized pool and runs onto the apartment lawn.

Then, emerging from the night, comes a human wall of the sex-and-murder-crazed residents from the Starliner Towers. St. Luc can’t escape that way. He returns to the pool and Betts leaps out of the water, pulling on his leg. The crowd enters the pool area and shoves the doctor in. He is soon swarmed by the residents, who plunge into the water. It is his cat-eyed nurse, Forsythe, who does the honours of the final Judas kiss. And in slow-motion, to boot. In the final scene of the film, we see Dr. St. Luc and Nurse Forsythe, all smiles, driving out of the apartment and toward Montreal. An number of the other couples from the Starliner Towers follow in what is sure to be the start of a massive pandemic.

 

Pool party!

Takeaway points:

  • Many have commented that the predominant metaphor in Shivers is one of the animal bestiality that seethes just below the level of middle-class (or upper-middle-class) “respectability.” What at first appears to be an upscale, modern apartment complex filled with respectable professionals devolves, within a day, into a den of sex-crazed monsters who assault everyone in sight. And the real trick is, even before the sex-worms entered the picture, there was something very rotten below the surface of the Starliner Towers. Remember: multiple men in the complex were having sex with a girl young enough to be their daughters (or granddaughters). So is this a class critique? After all, the Starliner Towers are isolationist (secluded on their very own island) and strongly consumerist. Is Shivers suggesting the middle and upper classes are just as base as your average mandrill? That the violence of modern capitalism is as destructive as the more mindless brand of violence?
  • Having just seen High-Rise, Ben Wheatley‘s pretty swell adaptation of J.G. Ballard‘s novel of the same name, at the Toronto International Film Festival, I immediately saw the parallels. Especially if you accept the reading of Shivers described above. In High-Rise, tenants of a new building divide themselves into classes, divided by floor, and soon degenerate into violence between their groups. Eventually, the tenants shut out the outside world completely and give into their most primal urges. Shivers is like High-Rise re-written through a body horror filter. I guess this shouldn’t be surprising, given that Cronenberg is a fan of J.G. Ballard (even directing the film version of Crash). However, High-Rise (the novel) was published in 1975, the same year Shivers was released, so it’s impossible for Cronenberg to have been influenced by it. Must have been something in the urban zeitgeist.
  • At the conclusion of Shivers, what is remarkable is how happy and content the residents are as they drive out into the world. Once the entire apartment is converted, it’s as if a strange peace has fallen over them. Is the film telling us that humans would be happier engaging in this mindless, animalistic violence and sexual assault? Certainly Nick and Janine seem unhappy at the beginning of the film. And certainly Nurse Forsythe’s cream would suggest this: “Everything is erotic, everything is sexual …. even dying is an act of eroticism.” (The speech could basically serve as Cronenberg’s artist statement for his body of work.) And that’s a tough pill to swallow. Even if this end state of total sexual abandon makes the participants happier, they had no free will in the choice. At every instance, the tenants have their will robbed from them – quite often through sexual assault. They are forced to host the parasite – from patient zero (Annabelle Brown) all the way down the line. Perhaps this is why the language and imagery of sexual assault is used throughout the film – since I hope there was a reason – to serve as a lurid reminder of denial of free will.
  • As I mentioned in the introduction, Shivers was the subject of much controversy in Canada when it was released, largely because it was partially financed by government funding. Cultural critic Robert Fulford (National Post), writing at the time for Saturday Night, headlined an article: “You Should Know How Bad This Movie Is, You Paid For It.” His review of Shivers? “Crammed with blood, violence and depraved sex … the most repulsive movie I’ve ever seen.” Sounds kind of like a ringing endorsement! Jokes aside, the write-up and resulting parliamentary discussion about the movie’s merits (!) meant that the director had a terrible time finding funding for his later movies. It also, allegedly, led to him being kicked out of his apartment, due to his lease’s morality clause. Huh.
  • I can’t be the only one troubled by Rollo Linksy’s warning for Dr. St. Luc to keep an eye out for any “bizarre sexual practices.” The problem with this warning are the events that follow, as a result of the sex-worm parasites’ infection. The audience understands victims have been infected because they attempt to rape their fellow residents or make out with their nuclear family, right? But lesbian sexuality (see the character of Betts) and, in one troubling scene, gay sexuality – the two men in underwear in the hall – are also indicators of the infection. The result is that the many acts are subliminally conflated. That the film – inadvertently, I hope – places rape and homosexuality under the same tent of “bizarre sexual practices.”
  • Catholic Fun fact: Saint Luke is the patron saint of physicians and surgeons. That’s a little on the nose, don’t you think, Cronenberg?

Truly terrifying or truly terrible?: Shivers was a very bad movie to watch as a person who lives alone in a high-rise apartment complex. I “heard” sounds from around the corner nearly the entire night. Though some of the effects are kind of crude, the rougher film stock and lack of camera trickery means they’ve aged well, and are still effectively creepy. Verdict: still terrifying after all these years.

 

The Starliner Towers features only the most fashionable nurses.

Best outfit: Post-work, Nurse Forsythe changes into an amazing evening-blue dress that seems inspired by Emma Peel’s catsuit on The Avengers. Paired with knee-high boots, naturally.

Best line: “Nicholas, it’s that man whose Lamborghini caught fire on Ste-Catherine. He’s very angry.” – just another day at the office for Nicholas Tudor

Best kill: Call me old-fashioned, but give me a good pliers-beating (following an acidic sex-worm attack) any day of the week. (R.I.P. Rollo Minsky. You should have driven faster.)

Unexpected cameo: Most people will recognize Barbara Steele (who plays Betts) from Black Sunday and 8 1/2. But did you know that lead actor Paul Hampton was the co-writer to some of rock ‘n’ roll’s earliest hits, sung by the likes of Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Ricky Nelson, Sammy Davis, Jr. and more? He also wrote and recorded the theme to “My Mother, the Car.” (Weird.)

Unexpected lesson(s) learned: Be sure you can really trust the other people with whom you are developing an organ-replacing parasite.

Most suitable band name derived from the movie: Northern Hemisphere Transplant Society, after the organization funding Hobbes’s research.

Next up: Lake Mungo (2008).