31 Days of Fright: Lemora

Lemora? Or really effective Assassin's Creed cosplay? You decide!

Lemora? Or really effective Assassin’s Creed cosplay? You decide!

This January, in support of the Toronto Rape Crisis Centre / Multicultural Women Against Rape, friends and family have raised over $1,000, which means I have to watch and write about thirty-one horror movies. I’ll watch (on average) one movie a night, many of them requested by donors, after which I’ll write some things about said movies on this website. Be forewarned that all such write-ups will contain spoilers! My most recent movie was Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural, directed by Richard Blackburn (co-writer and associate producer of Eating Raoul), and requested by friend and donor David Summers. David is, without exaggeration, the friend of mine (excluding actual film programmers) who has the most extensive knowledge of horror movies – possibly just movies, in general. So when he recommended several horror movies for this project, I listened eagerly. (I’ll be watching another of his recommendations later this month.) I picked up mid-seventies horror curiosity Lemora from Bay Street Video.

What happens:

Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural, set in the Depression-era South, opens with a bang. A pinstriped gangster, who we later learn is the infamous Alvin Lee (William Whitton) bursts into the bedroom where his wife is mid-affair with another man. With his shotgun, he shoots the man in the neck, then shoots his wife without hesitation. In his getaway, he accidentally runs over a woman on the street. Elsewhere, an angelic young blonde girl sings hymns in a church choir. Once she has finished, the Reverend (Richard Blackburn), dressed more or less like Colonel Sanders, announces to the entirely female congregation that he will talk about good and evil. Specifically, he wants to talk about how the young singer, thirteen-year-old Lila Lee (Cheryl Smith), was recently outed in the newspapers as the daughter of notorious gangster Alvin Lee. Lee, we learn, was removed from her unsafe home and became the ward of the Reverend himself. The Reverend, quoting the Bible, reminds the congregation that the daughter should not pay for the sins of the father.

Alvin Lee, meanwhile, drives on through the night, slowly becoming either worried or very tired (difficult to tell from Whitton’s acting style). When he pulls off at an exit, a pale woman in a dark cloak awaits him outside the door of an forgotten-looking building. Lee shoots at her with his pistol but it has no effect. Lee is apprehended by two pale men who look like undertakers. From Lee’s back pocket, they purloin that newspaper clipping outing Lila Lee as his daughter. Shortly thereafter, Lila receives a letter from someone named “Lemora,” who claims Lila’s father is very ill – on his deathbed – and wants to see his daughter before she dies. Lee packs a bag and sneaks out of the house to make the long journey to her father.

Lila, about to recite Corinthians 13, I can only assume.

Lila, about to recite Corinthians 13, I can only assume.

Lila spots a young couple pull up to a house in their car. While the woman runs inside, Lila asks the male driver for a ride. The man, clearly up to something nefarious, leers at her, but ultimately refuses to drive her. While he goes inside to check on his companion, Lila hops into the car’s backseat and hides. The couple drives away, oblivious to the thirteen-year-old in their backseat. The woman recognized the girl her boyfriend was speaking with as the goody-two-shoes daughter of the Reverend. The driver makes a few super-gross comments about the Reverend and Lila: “I’d have a hard time keeping my mind on my Bible.” But the driver’s insinuations aren’t without merit. In flashback, we see a scene were Lila hugs the Reverend, and he throws her off him as if he’s been electrocuted.

The couple drives to a seedier part of town and begin to make out, which gives Lila her opportunity to slip out the back. Lila is horrified by the very adult world on display in this neighbourhood. A sex worker smiles at her in the small red light district. Outside a bar, a man openly beats his partner, stopping only to catcall Lila. Lila finds the bus station, where even the ticket agent acts lasciviously, offering her chocolate and making double-entendres about “hard centres.” He does, however, direct her to the bus to Astaroth, where her father is supposedly convalescing.

Lila enters the bus and is greeted by a sleazy Dennis Franz type – the bus driver (Hy Pyke) – who acts menacingly and takes all her remaining money. The rickety bus drives up and down steep slopes while the driver makes disparaging remarks about Astaroth, an area that he’s not too fond of. The land is full of rotting salt marshes and is nearly devoid of residents. The people who do live there, he says, give him the creeps (which is saying something coming from an ultra-creep like him). They all have “that Astaroth look.” The driver, done throughly terrifying Lila, tells her to get some sleep. She starts to drift off but is awakened by seemingly rabid people who run up to the bus and begin to bang on its sides as it drives past. Unfortunately, the bus stalls not far from where that incident occurs, and the driver says he’ll have to take the brake off and let the bus coast down the hill the rest of the way to town.

Obviously, once he exits the bus the rabid ghouls – who look somewhere between The Time Machine‘s Morlocks and the albino mutants from The Omega Man – swarm the driver. Overwhelmed, he commands Lila to pull the brake. She does, and in her first driving test, fails miserably, running right into a tree. The ghouls lay siege to the stopped bus, and it looks like Lila will be their next victim. But then a figure that I can only describe as an Amish Cat-Man arrives and stabs several of the ghouls. In a voice-over, Lemora (we heard her voice earlier with the letter) instructs the Cat-Man to “burn those things after you carry her to the stone house.”

Lila awakens in the stone house – the Cat-Man did his job – a seeming prisoner. An old, witch-like woman enters with a red lantern and plate of food and asks, “Mary Jo?” Lila is not, clearly, Mary Jo, and after the temporary confusion, the old woman marvels at Lila’s beauty and regales her with a song: “Skin and Bones.” She ends the song with a terrifying “Boo!” then scurries away. At night, Lila is tormented by cackling children that come to her barred window in the stone house. She remains prisoner for quite some time.

DJ Solange will be your captor, spinning all your favourite creepy nursery rhymes.

DJ Solange will be your captor, spinning all your favourite creepy nursery rhymes.

Back in the not-nightmare town, the Reverend discovers Lemora’s letter. He hops into his car and sets off to find his young ward on his own. A news report informs us that there have been no sightings of Alvin Lee since his daring escape last week. Back in the stone house, Lila bangs on her door, demeaning to be freed. The next time the old lady arrives to drop off some food, Lila gives her the slip, running out the open door. She finds a nearby house and slips under the crawlspace. Through the floorboards, she hears a man – her father? – and a woman, Lemora, talking about a transformation. Lila crawls out from under the house and Lemora (Lesley Gilb), a pale, statuesque, strong-jawed woman who looks like a cross between Morticia Addams and Magica De Spell, introduces herself.

Lemora insists that Lila was being detained not to keep her in, but to keep other dangerous people out. But Lemora has now prepared a room in the main house for Lila, so she can move inside. “Was that my father?” Lila asks about the other voice. Lemora says it was, but she can’t see him until he has recovered from his illness. Lemora has laid out new clothes for Lila – a mauve dress – and a plate of strawberries. From her guest bedroom, Lila watches as two cloaked men drag a reluctant boy into the stone house, in which they lock him. Lemora enters Lila’s room to view her new dress, and Lila notices that she doesn’t cast an image in the mirror. (Hint!) Lila drops the hand mirror in shock. “The mirror is broken,” Lemora explains. “But you can see how lovely you look in my eyes.” (I’ll have to remember that line.)

Lemora introduces Lila to her adopted children – the cackling, pale, clawed kids who are dressed like the Lost Boys from Peter Pan – and they all sit down for a formal dinner. Lemora plies Lila with sort-of-wine, even though Lila is reluctant to partake: she says drinking is un-Christian. After dinner, Lemora commands the girl to sing. Lila starts her favourite hymn, but begins to feel woozy. Lemora turns on the phonograph and dances with Lila – even though her church isn’t super-keen on that, either – as the laughing children dance around in a ring. Lemora spins Lila until she loses equilibrium and collapses into a corner.

Glass shatters in the next room over and Lemora instructs the children to “find him.” Lila’s father, Alvin, has escaped, but Lemora tells Lila not to worry, as the children will capture him. She informs Lila that the old woman, Solange (Maxine Ballantyne), used to own the property where she lives. Lemora then instructs Lila to bathe, under the supervision of Lemora herself, obvi “Just relax and let me take over,” she says, which is usually not something you want to hear when taking a bath. Lemora talks an inordinate amount about the adolescent Lila’s figure, suggesting all the boys must love her, while she sprinkles herbs into the bath water. Lila, for her part, waxes philosophical about her criminal father, saying she still loves him, even if he’s a bad man. Lemora, seeing the crucifix around Lila’s neck, attempts to remove it, but Lila is done bathing before she gets the chance. As Lila towels off, Lemora tries to start a tickle fight with her, thoroughly creeping the audience out.

Lila is well through the looking glass here, people.

Lila is well through the looking glass here, people.

Heading back to her room, Lila runs into her father, who has transformed into a wolf-like beast. He attacks Lila, tearing at her back. Lila escapes into the kitchen, where Solange is busy cutting raw meat into regularly sized chunks. The wolf-father tears at Solange’s throat and advances on Lila, but then Lemora comes to the rescue. She sets him on fire with her torch, and the lupine Alvin Lee leaps out the window and runs into the woods. Lemora takes Lila from the kitchen, leaving Solange to twitch and moan on the floor. Lila asks what’s happened to her father, and Lemora says that sometimes when people come to stay in Astaroth, they become beast-like. When that happens, they must be destroyed. “You’ll kill my father?” Lila asks, horrified. “I have to,” Lemora insists. They embrace, which is when Lemora notices the bloody cut on the girl’s back. Lemora is entranced. She starts to suck on the wound and when Lila notices, Lemora explains: “It’s like a snakebite! I had to!”

Lemora carries Lila to bed and brushes her hair. She begins to tell her a bedtime story about a little girl who didn’t want to accept what she was, so she ran away from home. Eventually, she found her way to this very house. (Sounds familiar.) Lila asks about Mary Jo, and clearly strikes a nerve. Lemora yanks on Lila’s hair mid-brushing and demands to know who told her about Mary Jo. Mary Jo, she explains, was “just a weakling who couldn’t stand love.” Lemora then shows Lila a new dress she’d like her to wear – so many costume changes! – when they have a ceremony to make the two of them blood sisters. Lila asks if the ceremony will happen in a church, and Lemora assures it will. “Baptist?” Lila asks. “Oh no, much more ancient than that,” she replies.

The Reverend, meanwhile, continues his cross-country search of Lila. He’s since picked up a nice straw hat, but his radio is still reporting on the missing Alvin Lee – that guy is big news. In the morning, Lila hears the cloaked men retrieving the screaming boy from the stone house again. She starts to look through the drawers of the dressers in her room and finds Mary Jo’s diary. Within, Mary Jo describes life with Lemora, and it shows all the signs of an abusive relationship. Lila creeps downstairs, and all along the hallways, portraits of children seem to speak to her, whispering that she should run away. Lila sneaks out the front door, and hears Lemora talking to the boy from the stone house. She creeps up to her window and peers in on the scene. Lemora pets the boy, seated on her lap, then bites into his neck. Lemora is a vampire! Lila screams.

Lila runs from the house in her nightgown, down into a ravine, but it sounds like Lemora is in hot pursuit. It’s not Lemora, however, but one of the ghoul-men – possibly her father – with a sharpened stick. He chases Lila up into a tree. As he climbs after her, he’s grabbed and knocked down by another ghoul-man – the bus driver from earlier. While they scuffle, Lila leaves the tree and runs on. She finds a truck, surrounded by the black-cloaked vampires. These vampires are the more cat-like ones, dressed in capes and Purtian-style hats. She sneaks into the back of the truck unseen. Lemora arrives and instructs the vampires to find Lila, but then their group is attacked by a group of the more beast-like ghoul-men. The vampires and ghouls are at war, it would seem. The truck drives away during the attack and Lila, spotting a child’s coffin the truck’s rear, sees an ideal hiding spot.

The Reverend, days unshaven, continues his search and finds a town littered with vampire bodies. (Seems like he’s on the right track!) Lila’s truck arrives at its destination, and the pale-faced vampires lift the coffin out of the back. Lila leaps out of the coffin and flees into the seeming ghost town they’ve come to. The vampires carry torches – which I thought would be kind of dangerous for vampires – and comb the town for Lila. She evades them handily for quite some time, but eventually paints herself into a corner by locking herself in the upper bedroom of an abandoned house. Someone tries the doorknob, and Lila goes out the window, walking along the precarious ledge. The ledge crumbles under her feet and she falls two storeys to the ground.

A vampire in church? Well, I thought I'd seen everything!

A vampire in church? Well, I thought I’d seen everything!

When Lila comes to, she hears Lemora’s voice in the darkness. Lemora insists that she wants to help her, to give her something: eternal life. Lemora then presents her with a false choice: either join her and the vampires or become one of the beastly ghouls in the woods. Lila backs away through a red curtain and finds herself in her church once again – the very same scene that opened the movie. But over top this scene, she sees the cloaked vampires, who shout at her, mock her, say that she’s been trying to seduce the Reverend. They say she is a seducer of men, wanting only to devour them. As they taunt Lila, she sees a slow-motion battle between the vampires and ghoul-men in progress in an old church. As they slowly battle, Lila’s life (or the events of the film) flash before her eyes.

When things finally stop, Lila finds herself in the old church, surrounded by the long-desiccated skeletons of the battling vampires and beast-men. Everyone is dead. Well, everyone except her monster dad, who leaps up from behind a pew and attacks his daughter. Lila desperately grabs a stake from one of the vampire’s bodies and pierces her father through the heart. Distraught over her father’s death, Lila is surprised by the entrance of Lemora, in a design-heavy new black robe, who announces that she is un-killable, and can never be stopped. She beckons Lila to come into her arms and free herself of all guilt. In Lemora’s cold embrace, Lila doesn’t notice as the vampire queen slips off her crucifix and drops it to the floor. Lemora then bares her fangs and sinks her teeth into the young girl.

The Reverend, meanwhile, has made his way to the church of the film’s climax. He calls out for Lila, stepping carefully around the corpses in the street. The Reverend falls asleep (somehow), and when he awakens, Lila is leaning over him, wearing a new vampiric cloak. She begins to gently kiss his face, and the Reverend protests – “Don’t, Lila” – before giving into his horrific lust and kissing his ward deeply. Lila then bares her brand-new fangs and the Reverend screams. The film ends where it began, with Lila back in the church choir, sining about the Rock of Ages. But was it all a dream? Or has the vampire Lila reintegrated into society?

Fangs for the hospitality, Lemora.

Fangs for the hospitality, Lemora.

Takeaway points:

  • Lemora is subtitled A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural, though this is not really a children’s movie. I would suggest that the subtitle alludes to the fairy-tale-like structure of the movie. Like a fairy tale, the movie has a strange, dream-like quality to it (and, at times, a dream-like logic). Additionally, it features many of the tropes of the traditional fairy tale: a missing father, a fairy godmother (though an evil one), an old witch, a quest, an imprisoned girl. There are even a few specific references to children’s stories, namely in the Lost-Boys-like adopted children of Lemora and Lila’s Alice in Wonderland dress.
  • And like many fairy tales, the film seems to be a sort of warning or commentary on adolescent female sexuality. Lemora is a difficult film to interpret. Is it a coming-of-age story that insinuates young girls are secretly lustful creatures who want only to seduce men, or is it a critique of how early and inexorably society transforms girls into sex objects? Take into consideration that literally every adult – save Solange – who meets the thirteen-year-old Lila acts sexually inappropriate with her. The ticket agent leers at her, the violent drunk leers at her, the driver she secretly hitchhikes with leers at her, and – most obviously – Lemora lusts after her youthful body, whether for entirely vampire-like reasons or not. Even her guardian, the Reverend, can barely contain his lust for his pre-teen ward. And, indeed, at the end, he does not. Yet the vampires explicitly blame Lila for the way she’s treated sexually – that she wants it to happen – as does Lemora and, ultimately, the Reverend. Does that align the film with them? Or is the film showing these adults who act as if helpless against the beauty and burgeoning sexuality of Lila (who is, remember, thirteen) to demonstrate how society so readily preys on the young to satisfy its depraved desires? That Lemora treats this frankly icky issue at all makes it very timely, especially given current discussions on rock stars and their treatment of teen young groupies that have arisen in the wake of David Bowie’s death.
  • Most hypnotic and appealing about Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural is how alien the filmmaking feels. The director, Richard Blackburn is one-time feature director who made the film largely with friends as cast and crew, and as a result, Lemora doesn’t feel like most films. It doesn’t follow the same beats or three-act structure like the majority of movies. Films like this are rare – Lemora reminded me of similarly alien films like George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead or Alex Cox’s Repo Man – in which you really have no idea where the movie is going next, or even how far along in the story you are. It’s like watching a movie made by someone who understands filmic language, but has never seen a film before: weirdly compelling.
  • Lemora’s town is called Astaroth, which is traditionally the name given to the Duke of Hell, one of the three main demons down there. Which seems like a weird thing to name your town, even in the South.

Truly terrifying or truly terrible?: Neither. Lemora has a very appealing dream-like quality to it, so that it seems like the stuff of an actual nightmare, but there are few scenes of real terror or suspense. But it’s also – despite some ham-fisted acting – far from terrible.

Lemora wears her best for the blood sister ceremony.

Lemora wears her best for the blood sister ceremony.

Best outfit: Lemora‘s blood-sister ceremony outfit is really fashion-forward. The robe features some very striking and intricate design work and is highlighted by red accents and trim.

Best line: “My spirit is the strongest ever. No matter by which name I am called, I am recognized as the most powerful in the hearts of all.” – Lemora, with all the confidence of a Shia Leboeuf motivational video

Best kill: So few people are killed in Lemora, it’s hard to choose a favourite death. For the most part, characters are transformed against their will – either into vampires or to beastly ghouls. But not killed. I would say Lila’s murder of her gangster-wolfman father is the best of the actual deaths.

Unexpected cameo: The hypocritical Reverend is portrayed by the film’s own director, Richard Blackburn. Cheryl Smith – Lila – later became known as “Rainbeaux” and briefly played the drums for The Runaways.

Unexpected lesson(s) learned: To put an old-timey bus in neutral, you have to exit the bus. Also, in a small Depression-era southern town, a thirteen-year-old choir singer is basically a town celebrity.

Most suitable band name derived from the movie: Astaroth Night Bus

Next up: Witchfinder General (1968).

31 Days of Fright: Re-Animator

Like ‘Scrubs,’ but with more zombies.

This January, in support of the Toronto Rape Crisis Centre / Multicultural Women Against Rape, friends and family have raised over $1,000, which means I have to watch and write about thirty-one horror movies. I’ll watch (on average) one movie a night, many of them requested by donors, after which I’ll write some things about said movies on this website. Be forewarned that all such write-ups will contain spoilers! Last night’s feature film was Re-Animator, directed by Stuart Gordon (From Beyond, Robot Jox), and requested by donor Martha Hunter. Though I’ve only met Hunter a few times in person, we are good Twitter friends, and she has the most excellent taste in movies. She was, frankly, pretty astonished I had never seen Re-Animator. And she has good reason: it’s widely regarded as something of a horror-comedy cult classic. I picked up Re-Animator, which came in a two-disc DVD set, at Queen Video.

What happens:

Based on an H. P. Lovecraft novella, but bearing little resemblance to the source material, Re-Animator is a darkly funny tale – along the lines of, say, an Evil Dead II – of reanimated corpses at a New England medical school. Re-Animator begins at the University of Zurich, as a doctor beckons for a university official and two guards to come assist Dr. Hans Gruber (no relation to the villain from Die Hard). They knock at his locked office door and hear cries of pain. The guards smash open the door and find a man – one we will later know as Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs) – standing over the convulsing Dr. Gruber. The old doctor looks greyer than usual and leaking blood from his mouth. “You idiots!”" West cries. “I need to record his vitals!” Gruber’s eyes bug and soon begin to spurt blood. The old man collapses and the female doctor accuses West of killing Gruber. “No I didn’t. I gave him life!” he yells.

What's German for "Everything's cool"?

What’s German for “Everything’s cool”?

Following a Bernard-Hermann-esque opening title song, the film re-opens across the Atlantic, at the very fictional Miskatonic Medical School in Arkham, Massachusetts. Young medical student Daniel Cain (Bruce Abbott) desperately tries to resuscitate a flatlining woman to no avail. The supervising physician, Dr. Harrod (Carolyn Purdy-Gorond), tells him to give up. “A good doctor knows when to stop,” she advises. The now extremely sweaty Cain wheels the dead woman down to the morgue, where the security guard, Mace (Gerry Black) trades witticisms with him. Inside the morgue, Dr. Carl Hill (David Gale) is busy testing out his new neurosurgery invention, a laser drill, on a corpse’s head. He dips a Q-tip into the circular wound to plumb the head’s depths. Dean Alan Halsey (Robert Sampson) arrives in the morgue – it’s like Grand Central Station down there – to introduce new Miskatonic student, the bespectacled and tightly wound Herbert West.

Dean Halsey introduces Cain to West as one of the school’s brightest med students, and Hill as one of the world’s top brain researchers. Dr. Hill cocks his eyebrow when he learns that West had studied with Gruber. West makes a great first impression by dismissing Hill’s papers, which he says are derivative of Dr. Gruber’s. He also disbelieves Hill’s assertion that there’s a six-to-twelve-minute gap between death and total brain death. Neuroscientist fights are the cattiest, you guys.

Next we see Cain, he’s lovingly knocking boots with his fiancee, Megan (Barbara Crampton), in his apartment. His troublesome cat, Rufus, leaps on them in the middle of the act. Megan dresses to leave immediately after sex, noting, “Daddy knows I’m here.” Her daddy is, in fact, Dean Halsey, and he disapproves of premarital sex. “He’s the last living Puritan,” Megan laments. But Cain is fast becoming tired of sneaking around. He starts joking around with Megan, donning a bedsheet and pretending to be a corpse risen from the dead. He chases Megan out the front door, where the playful couple runs straight into the intense Herbert West. West has come to inquire about the apartment for rent in Cain’s house.

Cain gives West a tour of what would be his living quarters, but West is only interested in the size of the house’s basement. Once he sees how expansive it is, he asks to move in immediately. Megan, unwilling to accept the unsettling Herbert West as her fiancé’s new roommate, tries to convince Cain to take time to consider it, but Cain is swayed by West’s cash-in-hand-offer. The next day in class, Dr. Hill demonstrates some basic brain surgery on a cadaver. “Like peeling a large orange,” he jokes as he pulls the corpse’s scalp from the skull. West and Hill’s battle of the wills continues into the lab, with West snapping a pencil every time Dr. Hill makes a statement he disagrees with. They argue in front of the class about – what else? – the maximum time the dead human body can last before total brain death.

So many study dates are ruined by the revivification of the dead.

So many study dates are ruined by the revivification of the dead.

Dean Halsey invites Dr. Carl Hill over for dinner at his house – Hill, after all, is responsible for securing the medical school its largest grants. The sexagenarian Hill skeevily toasts Halsey’s daughter, Meg: “the obsession of all who fall under her spell.” Dan Cain arrives to whisk Meg away for a “study date” and they retire to his apartment. He tries to put the moves on his ladyfriend, but she’s not in the mood, mainly because Herbert West is in the very next room. Megan is uncomfortable around West, and she notes that even the cat, Rufus, is scared by Dan’s roommate. In fact, Rufus hasn’t been seen in quite a while. Dan and Meg go searching for the black cat, a search that brings Meg slinking into Herbert West’s room. She finds Rufus in the slightly ajar fridge – that’s not how refrigeration works, West – dead.

West barges in and complains that Meg has no respect for his privacy. Cain, arriving late to the party, initially agrees with West until he sees his cat in his roommate’s fridge. West assures him that the cat was dead when he found it. Rufus suffocated by getting his head stuck in a jar, and West was merely making sure the cat wouldn’t rot or smell before he had the chance to tell Dan. Dan is also alarmed by a vial of neon green liquid in West’s fridge. West notes that the green fluid is none of Dan’s business, “just like it’s none of my business you’re sleeping with the dean’s daughter.” Feeling thoroughly blackmailed, Dan lets the issue drop. Until that evening.

Late at night, Dan is awakened by an unholy screeching. He grabs a baseball bat from the closet and goes to investigate. He knocks on Herbert’s door, but he doesn’t answer. Hearing sounds in the basement, Dan rushes through the basement entrance, nearly falling down the steps. What he finds is his roommate Herbert, face scratched, being attacked by an angry black cat. West squirms and flails and finally tosses the cat off his back. He arms himself with a croquet mallet and tries to hunt it down. Dan joins him with his bat. The black cat leaps at Dan’s face, and with his quick reflexes, Dan tosses the cat into the wall, where it crumples to the floor in a bloody mess. Dan recognizes it as his own (supposedly dead) cat, Rufus. West begins to laugh hysterically.

Once things have calmed down, West reveals to Cain that he’s uncovered the secret to reanimation. He’s developed a new “re-agent” (the glowing green liquid) and broken the six-to-twelve-minute brain death barrier. But, he notes, when he’s reanimated larger animals, they have become violent. Having confided in Cain, West requests his help. Cain is a bright student with access to the morgue and the tacit endorsement of the dean. He could be very valuable to West. Together they can defeat death. Cain doesn’t believe West reanimated Rufus, so West runs another experiment. He injects more re-agent into the brain of the now-mangled cat. “Don’t expect it to tango; it has a broken back,” he warns. But Rufus does begin to howl and twitch again. Meg walks in and heads to the basement, where she sees the twisted Rufus and is understandably horrified. (I mean, she never liked West to begin with.)

Cain and West solve the dilemma of Schrodinger's cat by removing the box from the equation.

Cain and West solve the dilemma of Schrodinger’s cat by removing the box from the equation.

The next day, Cain goes to Dean Halsey to tell him what West has done. Rather than be intrigued by a medical marvel or appreciative that this student has been honest with him, Halsey becomes outraged that Cain has befriended West and participated with him on his unsanctioned experiments. (Which he hasn’t, really.) Rather impulsively, the Dean rescinds Cain’s student loan and expels Herbert West. (I guess school administrators had a lot more power in those days.) Undeterred, or perhaps emboldened, by the Dean’s actions, Cain sneaks West into the morgue, having his roommate pose as a dead body. Security guard Mace sneaks out to grab a coffee, and while he does, Cain and West act like selective shoppers, looking over the various dead bodies to find the best one for their experiment. They settle on a young John Doe who died of heart failure.

West injects the re-agent into the John Doe’s brain but nothing happens. Meanwhile, upstairs in the part of the hospital where (still) living people recuperate, Dean Halsey and Megan arrive. Halsey demands to know from Dr. Harrod if Cain is in the building. Harrod says that he’s downstairs in the morgue. West injects another dose of re-agent into the corpse and waits for it to take effect. The P.A. system calls for Daniel Cain, and Dean Halsey rushes downstairs. Cain and West, realizing the authorities (or the Dean, at least) are on their way to the morgue, cover up the John Doe, ready to write the experiment off as a failure. That’s when the dead man leaps up from his shiny metal gurney.

The big, naked, dead dude begins to run around the room, tossing Cain and West every which way but loose. Halsey arrives at the morgue door just as the dead man smashes it down, crushing the Dean beneath it. He lifts up the door and hoists the Dean into the air, then chews off a few of Halsey’s fingers. West acts quickly and breaks out the bone saw from the cabinet, using the tool to drill through the reanimated corpse’s back all the way out through his chest. The John Doe collapses, dead again, but West and Cain were too late: Dean Halsey has expired. But more importantly, his death was recent. “Let’s revive him!” West gleefully suggests.

Given a fresh corpse, West’s re-agent works wonders. Dean Halsey revives in a mere 17 seconds, though he does now have a problem with mumbling and constant bleeding from the mouth. Meg calls from the other side of the morgue door and West curses her arrival. The zombie Halsey starts choking West and Cain just as Meg enters the room. She freaks out and the guard, Mace, having been on the longest coffee break in history, returns, horrified by the scene. West hastily explains that Dean Halsey showed up in the morgue and seemed to go insane, desecrating a corpse, then choking them. (And given the Dean’s current state of mind, the guard is inclined to believe him.) Dean Halsey is promptly committed to a padded room in – for reasons never explained – Dr. Hill’s office (?).

In time, Dr. Hill tries to convince Meg to sign a release that would allow him to operate on her father: he wants to do exploratory brain surgery to see if he can figure out what’s gone wrong. Meg eventually grants permission and, not content to just cut open her father’s head, Hill creeps on Meg, telling her to call him if ever she’s lonely. Cain goes to apologize to Meg, and she demands to know what he did to her father. She slaps him a couple times, and when Cain declares that her father is dead, Meg cries and pounds on his chest. She doesn’t believe him. (The wedding may be off, folks.) Back in the makeshift basement lab, Herbert West is busy microscoping when Dr. Hill enters unseen and surprises him. Hill wants to know from West why Dean Halsey’s body responds as if it’s alive, when both of them know he’s very much dead. West tells him about his reanimation process and Hill demands to take credit for West’s discovery.

Hill, holding most of the cards, blackmails West for his discovery – he’ll have West arrested for murder unless he gives him his notes and re-agent. West reluctantly passes Dr. Hill his composition book, which Hill reads with grudging respect: “Your extension of that old fool Gruber’s work is quite … brilliant.” West demonstrates the re-agent on a microscope slide for Hill, using dead cat tissue as an example. While Hill eyes the microscope, West quietly backs up and retrieves a shovel. He then smashes Hill across the head with it, and drives the shovel through the doctor’s neck, again and again, until he decapitates him. West then lifts up the gory severed head and places it in a metal tray. Scientifically curious, he injects the brain with the re-agent, as well as the heart of the headless body. The revived two-part Dr. Hill is the most successful experiment yet. The head is capable of basic speech – “You … bastard …” he moans – and the body is capable of shoving West’s head into the table, knocking him out cold.

Told you one day Dr. Hill would be *head* of the department.

Told you one day Dr. Hill would be *head* of the department.

Back at Dr. Hill’s office, Dan and Meg are riffling through Hill’s files for information on her father’s treatment. Dan then makes a chilling discovery: a file folder full of used napkins and locks of Meg’s hair. Meg, oblivious to the depths of Hill’s obsessions, has meanwhile snuck into the padded cell where her father is being kept. She takes a closer look and sees that he’s been lobotomized! When West comes to with a monster headache in his basement lab, he can’t find Hill’s head, his body, or any of his notes! Cain arrives to find West in the midst of a panic, and he suggests that Hill must have lobotomized the Dean so he wouldn’t reveal that West was the one who reanimated him. (Not that Dean Halsey is doing much talking these days.) Hill’s body, meanwhile, has brought the tray containing his head back to his office, where the body injects the head with some re-agent, and fills the metal tray with a fresh blood supply. The head looks at the Dean and says, “Alan, it’s time for you to come out now …”

Dan runs to check on Meg, obviously concerned that a reanimated corpse who lusts for his fiancee is on the loose. (Not that he ever tells her about this crucial info.) Megan, obviously wrecked by the past several hours, suggests that Dan go away, transfer to another school. But she can’t bring herself to hate Dan, no matter how horribly he violated her father. She leans in to kiss Dan when her zombified father busts in the front door and smacks Dan’s head against the wall. He grabs his daughter and drags her screaming from the house. Dr. Hill, meanwhile, has made a very convincing “normal human” suit by placing an anatomical model of the human head on top of his headless body, then dressing it all in scrubs and a face mask. (Dr. Hill’s head rests in the medical bag that the body carries, ‘natch.) It’s convincing enough for Mace, the worst security guard in the world. Unobstructed, Dr. Hill’s body sets his real head back into a tray and gets to work lobotomizing a random corpse with the laser drill.

How come my ER doctor never looks like George Clooney or Eriq La Salle?

How come my ER doctor never looks like George Clooney or Eriq La Salle?

Before long, zombie Dean Halsey arrives, carrying an unconscious Megan in his arms. He sets his daughter down on a metal table, strips her naked, and straps her down. (Umm…) The leering head of Dr. Hill becomes quite visibly excited by this turn of events. Across town, Dan awakens to the grim visage of Herbert West and announces that they have to find Meg. Speaking of Meg, Hill’s body has begun to manhandle the poor woman, fondling her breasts. She wakes mid-assault and screams. Kicking wildly, she knocks off the body’s false head. The body then lifts Dr. Hill’s head to hang, dripping blood over Megan’s vulnerable body. Hill then begins to lick her all over (yes, all over) as she protests. HIll is interrupted by the a-bit-too-late arrival of Dan Cain and Herbert West.

West makes some disparaging remarks about Dr. Hill wasting his time on some “bubble-headed coed” (which is awful for so many reasons), effectively distracting the zombie neurosurgeon. Dan frees his once-fiancee while West and Hill verbally spar, and gives her his shirt. Dr. Hill threatens West, but West isn’t worried. “I have a plan,” he says. “So do I!” Dr. Hill retorts, and all the other corpses in the morgue spring to life and begin to attack. Pandemonium erupts. Hill, he reveals, has mastered a new form of lobotomy with the laser drill, which allows him total control of the human will. (I don’t think that’s how lobotomies work.) He doesn’t seem to be bluffing: the zombies go wild, attacking our heroes. West tries to inject an overdose of re-agent into Hill’s body, but the body wrests the syringe out of his hand. Things start to look grim for the living characters in the film.

Meg begins to plead with her zombie father, and she seems to make a breakthrough. Halsey stops attacking her, and instead strikes out at the other corpses. He rescues West from Hill’s body and grabs Hill’s head. Halsey then begins to squeeze, gouging out his favourite grant-winner’s eyes. West recovers and stabs Halsey with two syringes, then the former dean totally crushes Hill’s noggin and throws it into the hallway, to the mild confusion of the ever-oblivious security guard. Also confusing: Hill’s headless body opens up like rusty gates and his intestines shoot out at Herbert West, throttling him like a boa contractor. Cain reaches out for West’s hand, but he can’t get a solid grip. West is slowly being pulled into Hill’s body (it would seem). Dean Halsey, still protective of his daughter, tries to fend off some of the zombies and is quickly torn into pieces. Dan cuts his losses and takes Meg by the arm. They run into the hallway, taking a medical bag of West’s notes and re-agent refills with them.

They are attacked in the hallway – first by a man with a serious facial wound, and then, in the elevator, by a burn victim. The burn victim chokes Meg, but Dan runs to retrieve a fire axe, a weapon he uses to lop off the burn victim’s arm. However, it looks like he may be too late: Meg isn’t breathing! When the elevator ascends to the floor of the emergency room, he rushes her onto a bed. Paralleling one of the opening scenes, Dan desperately tries to resuscitate Meg, again and again. Dr. Harrod, ever the grim messenger of death, shakes her head “no.” Meg has not survived the climax of the film. Daniel Cain begins to sob as the assembled doctors and nurses leave to give the med student his space. Dan kisses his dead fiancee’s mouth, then … he has an idea. Dan opens the medical bag left on the floor and retrieves a syringe filled with re-agent. “I love you,” he says, and begins to inject her neck with the bright green fluid.

Herbert West and Dan Cain will return in Re-Animator 2: The Secret of the Ooze.

Herbert West and Dan Cain will return in Re-Animator 2: The Secret of the Ooze.

Takeaway points:

  • The film is very loosely based on a novella by H. P. Lovecraft, that xenophobic master of unnamed dread. Though Lovecraft is perhaps better known for his stories about forbidden knowledge and squid-like ancient entities known as Cthulhu, the novella “Herbert West – Reanimator” is atypical and was allegedly written as a sort of parody of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (which makes sense – given the reviving of dead tissue and all). Though the original novella was set in the Victorian era, it does feature a Dean Halsey and a Miskatonic University, though many of the other aspects of the stories differ. Funnily enough, Lovecraft scholar S. T. Joshi calls the novella Lovecraft’s poorest work, yet it provides the basis for his best-known film adaptation.
  • Re-Animator works as a horror-comedy not because there are a lot of jokes. There aren’t. (Though Herbert West gets a few good lines.) It works as a horror comedy because of its commitment to excess, its willingness to go further than you believe it will go. Everyone plays it straight: they dedicate themselves to this depraved exercise in horror. Re-Animator doesn’t care how tasteless it is to show someone’s eyeballs explode or a father strip his daughter or a cat turned inside out: they’re going to do it. One is reminded of the Grand Guignol tradition of French theatre, so over-the-top (and impressive) is the gore. Re-Animator commits to taking the scene to its logical death, then – fittingly – takes it even further. It is the Will Ferrell of horror movies.
  • The viewer content advisory for Re-Animator notes, under “Frightening/Intense Scenes,” “a scene involving a woman being sexually assaulted by a severed head, which will no doubt upset several viewers.” At least five. While Re-Animator is mostly good, not-clean fun, the creep-tastic sexual assault by Dr. Hill’s headless body and severed head has to be dissected, as it exists mostly for shock value and (sadly) laughs. The entire uncomfortable scene is literally just a visual gag about “giving head.” This seems to be a common problem of over-the-top horror-comedies (think of the infamous tree rape scene in Evil Dead and Evil Dead II). As much as I enjoyed Re-Animator, the film has a problem with women. Herbert West, though creepy, is ultimately shown to be some kind of misunderstood hero. So how are we to take our hero who routinely calls Megan a “bitch,” or, when interrupting her sexual assault, chides the assaulter. Not for his horrible, criminal act, but for his low-mindedness: “You steal the secret of life, and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed coed.” Herbert: (a) that is not a “tryst,” and (b) Megan is no bubble-head. Some ickiness mars an otherwise pretty excellent film.
  • This may be a stretch, but it’s easy to read Herbert West’s intense personality, unperturbed by social graces, as an early representation of Asperger’s in pop culture. He is unapologetic about his fights with his professors, shows little knowledge of social cues in his interactions with his roommate and his fiancee, and a devout single-mindedness to his one cause: defeating death. That said, I don’t wish to diagnose a fictional character with Asperger’s, especially in such reductive terms. And especially one who is a mad scientist.
  • Admit it, that synopsis made you think of Dean Cain.

Truly terrifying or truly terrible?: Given that Re-Animator is more a horror-comedy along the lines of Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive, it’s not terrifying. Certainly some of the gory images are indelible, but it’s not a movie that had me checking the locks before I went to bed. That said, it’s an impressively bonkers story that somehow maintains its own bizarre logic through its duration and remains a really effective film.

Daniel Cain, getting back to fashion basics, accessorizing with a fire axe that matches the bloodstain.

Daniel Cain, getting back to fashion basics, accessorizing with a fire axe that matches the bloodstain.

Best outfit: When Dan Cain sheds his shirt to help out the very naked Meg Halsey, he suddenly transforms into Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China, and it’s pretty excellent.

Best line: “I was busy pushing bodies around – as you well know – and what would a note say, Dan? ‘Cat dead; details later’?” – Herbert West, outlining the little irritations that can arise between roommates

Best kill: Re-Animator is an embarrassment of riches when it comes to inventive, memorable, and gory kills. I have a particular fondness for Herbert West drilling through the muscular zombie John Doe with an electric bone saw.

Unexpected cameo: He’s kind of the star of the movie, but Jeffrey Combs deserves special mention because he also portrays the best character in Peter Jackson’s The Frighteners, the singular FBI Special Agent Milton Dammers. Also, the first corpse that West and Cain reanimate – the John Doe – is played by Peter Kent. You probably don’t know his name, but you know his body: he was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s stunt double from 1984 to 1996.

Unexpected lesson(s) learned: This should have been obvious to me, but a lifetime of watching people apply defibrillator paddles on network television did not prepare me for the notion that female cardiac arrest patients must be defibrillated topless.

Most suitable band name derived from the movie: Brain Death

Next up: Lemora (1973).